Wednesday, September 9, 2015

VeganMoFo IX: Chunk and All That Funk

Yo.  This cookie is spectacular.  This cookie is gonna kick all other cookies in the face.  This cookie is a perfect blend of sweet and savory.  This cookie is my homage to one of my favorite movies of all time: The Goonies!  Let's just skip to the part where I tell you that Chunk is one of my favorite characters and the Truffle Shuffle is absolutely my favorite moment.  Without further adieu...

perfectly chewy.  perfectly adult.
Truffle Shuffle Chocolate Chunk Cookies
(makes 2 dozen)

1 cup non-hydrogenated vegan margarine
¾ cup granulated sugar
¾ cup brown sugar, tightly packed
1 Tbsp arrowroot powder
¼ cup non dairy milk
2 tsp vanilla
2 ¼ cups unbleached all purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
1 ½ cups chocolate chunks
3 Tbsp freshly minced rosemary
truffle salt to taste

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.  In a large mixing bowl, cream the margarine and sugars with a hand mixer.  Add the arrowroot, non dairy milk, and vanilla and mix until smooth.  Sift in the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.  Mix on low until just incorporated.  Fold in the chocolate chunks and fresh rosemary.  Roll dough into a ball using ⅛ cup for measurement.  Place 6 cookies on a sheet and slightly flatten with your hand.  Sprinkle with a small pinch of truffle salt.  Bake for 10-12 minutes, until edges are golden.  Cool on the cookie sheet for five minutes, and then transfer to a cooling rack.

retro or retrNO?
Oh, and since today is technically retro recipe day, I thought I'd show you a crappy photo of what I ate for dinner last night.  In keeping with the retro theme, everything was prepackaged because I'm a working woman with NO TIME.  Haha.  White cheddar Earth Balance mac and cheese, California blend frozen vegetables, Beyond Meat chi'kn cooked in garlic coconut oil and rosemary.  Totally yum.  Totally meat, veg, carb.

This ends another entry!  If you try the cookies, please let me know how they go.  Happy MoFoing!

Saturday, September 5, 2015

VeganMoFo IX: Holler at that Sangwich

I figure it was time to finally, I dunno, post for my favorite time of year: MoFo!  It has been far too long since I have been able to geek out and read blogs until my eyes bleed.  I'm in the process of packing to move across country, so this will be a very interesting month.

So, playing catch up...the next few blogs will feature double days because I was having some technical and memory difficulties.  Haha.  Day 3 was all about that easy steezy.  One of my favorite things about living in California is that I can find vegan food all over the place.  In fact, many places feature what I like to call "mixed company" menus.  This is perfect because I happen to be dating a carnivore.  The other day we were in the mood for some food when we realized a local pizza joint was open again after a long renovation!

I, naturally, went with the supreme vegan for my quick, easy, and delicious meal.  What is easier and more delicious than vegan pizza...made by somebody who isn't me?!  Featured on that pizza...vegan sausage, vegan cheese, onion, zucchini, bell peppers, tomatoes, and mushrooms!  Yes.  Supreme.  Yes.  Delicious.

so many veggies
Now, when I think of the most perfect goes: breakfast, pizza, and sandwiches!  There is no such thing as bad in those categories.  Only great and slightly less great.  I really could not think of my favorite sandwich, so I'll list my top 5 (no order).

1. Native Foods' Oklahoma Bacon Cheeseburger- It's got that bbq sauce, ranch, seitan, tofu bacon...all that chedda', sucka.  I love it.  In fact, I based one of my favorite tv themed mofo entries off of it!

2. Tortas- Now these babies can include almost anything.  Main thing you're looking for is fresh ingredients and bolillos!  One of my favorite ways is my Eggplant Milanesa version, but I also love grilled portobello mushrooms.  The possibilities are endless.

3. Breakfast Sammich- Bro.  You don't even know.  This combines, like, ALL of my favorite things.  I remember being a kid and eating these.  Now I fry some tofu, sizzle up that Upton's Natural's bacon seitan and slather on the goodness.  My breakfast sandwiches always have cheddar and some sorta jam.  I like to play around with whether it goes on an English muffin, bagel, or plain ol' toast.

4. Grilled Cheese- This is the fundamental sandwich.  I feel like most people know how to make this and pb&j before any other sandwich.  It's quick, comforting, and always delicious!

5. Cookie Sandwich- Finally, we have that sweetness.  I love cookie sandwiches!  Especially...oatmeal cream pie!  No joke, I was eating this beast from Native Foods earlier and had to suppress the urge to run around singing.

hollaaaaaaa...ain't no stoppin' me
That's all for now!  Tomorrow, I'm gonna have to let my soul gloooooow...  Stay tuned.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Texas VegFest 2015 Cooking Demo

As of today, I have conquered one of my largest fears: a live cooking demo!  I mean, I love cooking, but I have all the grace of Elaine Benes in the kitchen.  So having people watch me make food warranted a merit badge.  Ha!

Today, I opted for super simple recipes that translate well with a large growd.  After all, it is picnic season!  The first recipe I showcased was a blackened chickpea salad.  It's gluten free, veggie based, and has a soy free option.

This is great with veggies and on sandwiches
Blackened Chickpea Salad

gluten free

soy free option: Use soy free mayo.

1 cup vegan mayo
¼ cup dijon mustard
2 Tbsp cider vinegar
2 grated carrots
¼ cup red onion, diced
5 green onions, minced

Blackening Spice:
1 Tbsp smoked paprika
1 Tbsp granulated garlic
1 Tbsp granulated onion
1 Tbsp dried thyme
1 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp dried basil
1 tsp dried oregano

Two 15 oz cans chickpeas, drained and rinsed
salt to taste

In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients for the dressing.  Add the blackening spice and stir until thoroughly combined.  Pulse the chickpeas until they are broken up, but still maintain a lot of texture (maybe 3-4 times).  Add the chickpeas to the bowl and mix thoroughly.  Salt to taste. Let chill for at least an hour before serving.

Of course, I didn't want to do a demo without doing my recipe for deviled cucumbers.  The original recipe is years old, but I only just recently replaced the tofu for cucumbers.It's so simple and really has a wow factor, so here ya go...

All about that grace, no treble.  Photo by my mom.
Deviled Cucumbers
gluten free
soy free option: Use soy free mayo

2 large English cucumbers, sliced ¼ inch thick
15 oz can white beans, rinsed and drained
scant ⅓ cup vegan mayo
1 Tbsp yellow mustard
pinch of turmeric
1 heaping Tbsp dill relish
black salt (kala namak) to taste
minced chives or green onions for garnish
paprika for garnish

Combine white beans, mayo, mustard, and turmeric in food processor.  Process until completely smooth.  Transfer to a mixing bowl.  Add the dill and black salt to taste.  Chill for at least an hour.  Meanwhile, take your cucumbers and remove a small portion of the seeds from each slice.  Do not hollow them out completely because they will hold the deviled filling.  Once the filling has set, use a piping bag (or freezer bag) to pipe into the cucumbers.  Garnish with paprika and chives.

Smoky variation: Replace the dill relish with 2 Tbsp imitation bacon bits.  Replace the paprika with smoked paprika.

Tex Mex Variation: Replace the dill relish with 1/2 tsp cumin, 1/4 tsp crushed Mexican oregano, and 1 Tbsp finely minced onion.  Garnish with chipotle chili powder and cilantro.

Que Fancy Pants Variation: Combine 3 Tbsp vegan sour cream with 1 Tbsp fresh chopped dill.  Garnish with dilly sour cream and seaweed caviar.